Land of Snow and Ice


Greetings people of the internet, I am Sweden. Please do not call me by my human name unless given permission to do so.

Let's see...basics...

Human Name: Berwald Oxenstierna

Human Age: 21

Nationality: Swedish

I am probably the most awkward person you will ever meet.

Well...enjoy? I guess?

I'm highly opinionated and a very political person. I also love reading, science, musicals, and helping people. Too bad everyone is terrified of me...

I speak Norse, Swedish, English, and German, also bits and pieces of other languages...my Danish is getting rusty.

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gaindetergent said: Say five facts about yourself and then send this to ten of your favorite followers you absolutely love. ((Heh, for this blog too. ;P))

1. I actually have emotions

2. I dislike loud noises

3. I’m actually aware of what Hetalia is

4. Not a vampire!

5. I like to sleep in snow and I’m immune to the cold

Anonymous said: Mathias: *drunk and singing off-key* WEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAMPIONS MY FRIENNNNNNNDS! AND WEEEEEE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TILL THE ENNNNNND! WEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAMPIONS! WEEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAMPIONS! NO TIIIIIIIME FOR LOSERS! 'CAUSE WEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAAMPIONS! WEEEEE!

*plugs ears and shoves a pair of socks in Mathias’s mouth*

Anonymous said: Admin, what happened with your fanfiction blog? :(

((It got deleted! DX but I reopened a new one. But now I’m super busy and don’t have much time to update. College stuff.

Anonymous said: I SHALL HAVE TINO DO SOMETHING SEXY FOR YOU! HE SHALL DO THE SEXY THING FOR YOU! HE SHALL WEAR SKIMPILY-CLAD SEXY LINGERIE OR YOUR OVERSIZED SHIRTS WITH NOTHING ELSE UNDERNEATH AND DO SEXY DANCING BEFORE SEXY TIMES FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT! THIS SHALL BE DONE! I /PROMISE!/ (/O_O)/

Sorry, I’m blind. O__O

Anonymous said: Hello, hello, my dear love of the century! How are you this fine day forFinnishdicksucking? n_n

…what?

Anonymous said: Must. Kiss. You! OuO

Please don’t

kumquat-may:

every fandom has that fic that absolutely everyone in the fandom knows about

you know what I mean

that

one

fic

Definitely Gutters

Source: kumquat-may

Anonymous said: *Tino slowly leans in on you from behind as you sit on your desk, running his hands around your shoulders until he wraps his arms around them* "Mr. Sweden, uugh, I'm so hungry... *he proceeds to lightly nip on your neck*

Then what would you like to eat? I’m always happy to cook for you.

((He’s completely oblivious))

ask-big-blue-sealand said: PAPA, WHY DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME?! >8(

Sorry? I don’t call people…

hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool:

I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document

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Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start

I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here

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